277 Movie Quotes about Wives with Audio – Page 15

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141 Believe me, my friend, it is a great advantage to have many wives. -Someday, I hope to have one. -One wife! Ha, ha, one God, that I can understand. But one wife, that is not civilized. It is not generous.

Quote from Ben-Hur (1959)

142 And take my advice, my friend. Buy yourself some wives.

Quote from Ben-Hur (1959)

143 Who's the other wrestler? The one with the mustache? -That's my wife.

Robert Strauss as Stanislas Animal Kuzawa in Stalag 17 (1953)

144 Why don't you call your wife? -I don't know her number. I couldn't find it in the phone book.

Dana Andrews as Fred Derry; Teresa Wright as Peggy Stephenson in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

145 I went from one nightclub to another. -You were looking for me, honey? -I was looking for my wife. -You've found her now.

Dana Andrews as Fred Derry; Virginia Mayo as Marie Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

146 The guys all used to kid me about it. They'd take a look at the picture and ask, Who's the dame? And when I told them it was my wife they'd say: Ah, go on, nobody's got a wife looks like that. What's her telephone number?

Dana Andrews as Fred Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

147 Now, what do we take up next? -Your wife.

Fredric March as Al Stephenson; Dana Andrews as Fred Derry in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

148 Hey! Since you're married, we haven't seen you down here. Hey, you're Kung Fu comes second now, huh? -Hey, well that isn't quite true. He has to practice with his wife now. He just stands there while she beats him up.

Quote from Heroes of the East (1978)

149 Oh, this is your wife? A lovely lady. Hey, baby, you're all right. You must have been something before electricity, huh?

Rodney Dangerfield as Al Czervik in Caddyshack (1980)

150 He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife!

Rodney Dangerfield as Al Czervik in Caddyshack (1980)