282 Wordplay Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 22

Updated: Dec 23, 2025

A selection of wordplay quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

211 Well, maybe I am a little headstrong, but I come by it honestly. My father was a little headstrong. My mother was a little armstrong. The headstrongs married the armstrongs, and that's why darkies were born.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

212 That sort of testimony we can eliminate. -That's fine, I'll take some. -You'll take what? -A lemonade, a nice, cold glass of lemonade.

Chico Marx as Chicolini in Duck Soup (1933)

213 Hey, I got an uncle lives in Texas. -No, I'm talking about taxes, money, dollars. -Dallas! That's where my uncle lives, Dallas, Texas!

Chico Marx as Chicolini in Duck Soup (1933)

214 I wouldn't go out there unless I was in one of those big iron things that go up and down like this. What do you call those things? -Tanks. -You're welcome.

Chico Marx as Chicolini in Duck Soup (1933)

215 Well, anyhow, you wired me about some property. I've thought it over. Now, I can let you have three lots watering the front, or I can let you have three lots fronting the water.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)