Zero Mostel: 42 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 4

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31 Yuck, you! How did you come into money? -An unexpected legacy. My uncle simo, the noted carthaginian elephant breeder, came to an untimely end.

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

32 Calm yourself! Calm! I'll tell you when it's time to panic!

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

33 Is... is it contagious? -Did you ever see a plague that wasn't?

Zero Mostel as Pseudolus; Phil Silvers as Marcus Lycus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

34 A passage to Thessaly for two at the first tide. -In one hour. -Good. Now, care to play for the boat?

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

35 If you see a lad with anything resembling mare's sweat, send him up to the green bedroom immediately.

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

36 I just remembered something frightening. -What? -I cannot read.

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

37 Eunuch? How dare you call me that? -You know it isn't true, I know it isn't true, so what do we care what they think?

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

38 Come here, eunuch!

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

39 I know what it says there. Words, and I intend to stand behind these words, or my name is not Marcus Lycus. -Pseudolus! -Or my name is not Pseudolus Marcus Lycus.

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

40 Excuse me, noble sir, have you seen a handsome youth running after a sweating horse?

As Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum