118 Movie Quotes about Accidents (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Oct 23, 2025

Memorable quotes about accidents, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 What'd you think I was, anyway? A guy that walks into a good looking dame's front parlor and says: Good afternoon, I sell accident insurance on husbands. You got one that's been around too long? One you'd like to turn into a little hard cash?

Fred MacMurray as Walter Neff in Double Indemnity

42 You know, about six months ago a guy slipped on a cake of soap in his bathtub and knocked himself cold and was drowned. Only he had accident insurance. So they had an autopsy and she didn't get away with it. -Who didn't? -His wife.

Fred MacMurray as Walter Neff in Double Indemnity

43 Listen, baby. There's a clause in every accident policy called double indemnity. The insurance companies put it in as a sort of come-on for the customers. That means they pay double on certain accidents. The kind that almost never happen.

Fred MacMurray as Walter Neff in Double Indemnity

44 He had accident insurance, didn't he? Then he broke his leg, didn't he? And he didn't put in a claim. Why didn't he put in a claim? Why?

Edward G. Robinson as Barton Keyes in Double Indemnity

45 There are always accidental deaths occurring. -Always.

Ernest Thesiger as Dr. Pretorius; Colin Clive as Henry Frankenstein in Bride of Frankenstein

46 This same model has a glass bottom, so that when you hit a pedestrian, you can look down and see if he was a friend of yours.

Bill Thompson as Droopy Dog in The Tex Avery Show

47 You should've never blown that hand off in the first place. I told you that shotgun act wouldn't work.

Clint Eastwood as Bronco Billy in Bronco Billy

48 I totally got over him, you know. But now I'm obsessed that he's gonna die from an accident a thousand kilometers away. I'm gonna be the one accused.

Julie Delpy as Céline in Before Sunrise

49 Hoo-_ing-yah! It's like having sex in a car crash! Whoo-hoo!

Demi Moore as G.I. Jane in G.I. Jane

50 Say, excuse me, but I think we've had an accident. -Well, God damn it, I won't report you this time, but next time, just watch it, will you?

Terry The Toad in American Graffiti

118 Movie Quotes about Accidents (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

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