You know, I'm in there, lying to a principal, me, a charter member of the PTA. And what for? So you can go to the movies?

10 seconds sound clip from the Last Action Hero movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:11:59 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Regale me with the story of your life starting this morning, 8:30, first period, American history and make this really good.

- I mean something along the lines of, I cut so I could donate a kidney.

- You were at the movies again, weren't you? And that crazy old guy is an accessory.

- Nick's not crazy.

- Damn it, Danny!

- You know, I'm in there, lying to a principal, me, a charter member of the PTA. And what for? So you can go to the movies?

- Sorry.

- I didn't choose any of this. I didn't choose it. I didn't say, Hey, what the hell, let me see what it would be like to be a widow before I'm 40, give that a try.

- I know that.

- Give me a hug.

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