It's old evidence. Counterfeit case. Looks real, doesn't it? Turns funny colors when you burn it. Try using it for alimony.

12 seconds sound clip from the Last Action Hero movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:47:29 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- It's just a sorority thing, Dad. What they do is they assign you a freshman, and when he comes to the door, you kiss him.

- Do you have to kiss him?

- Dad, would you come on?

- Okay, would you grab the phone and if it's for me, I'll be out of the shower in less than one hour for sure.

- What a cutie.

- It's old evidence. Counterfeit case. Looks real, doesn't it? Turns funny colors when you burn it. Try using it for alimony.

- What's wrong?

- You don't happen to have a cigar, do you?

- I'll be back. I know, I know.

- Dad! Dad!

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