- Really?
- No, not really. I'm lying. It was a complete and utter balls-up and I've had a terrible day, thanks largely to you.

Mr. Benedict (Charles Dance)

11 seconds sound clip from the Last Action Hero movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:21:31 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Was it beautiful?

- Perfect in every detail.

- And the gas tanks. Poof! Were they okay?

- Like clockwork. You should have been there.

- Men, women and children dropping left and right, writhing and screaming.

- Wait a minute. Wait, wait. Wait a minute. I want to enjoy it all. Go on, go on. Tell me, tell me.

- They were writhing and screaming and leaping to their doom to escape the pain.

- Really?

- No, not really. I'm lying. It was a complete and utter balls-up and I've had a terrible day, thanks largely to you.

- What is this, Benedict? First, you're my friend. Now you turn a 360 on me.

- God. One-eighty, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin. One-eighty! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!

- What?

- Trust me.

[...]