This isn't the movies any more, Jack. Here, you have to reload guns...

6 seconds sound clip from the Last Action Hero movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:26:18 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Thanks for sharing. You couldn't have told me this earlier?

- I think the taxis are bulletproof.

- Jack, We got to get that ticket back.

- No way, Slater. Please. Listen to me. It won't work, you hear me? You can't play chicken in real life. You'll crash!

- Out of the car, amigo.

- This isn't the movies any more, Jack. Here, you have to reload guns...

- Go, Danny! Get out!

- Car crashes can kill you! You hear me? You are going to die! Jack!

- What did I do?

- Oh, Christ, please.

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