Hey, I just found out I was imaginary. I mean, how would you feel if you found out that somebody made you up? Your job, your marriage, your kids.

12 seconds sound clip from the Last Action Hero movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:29:49 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Monroe in Bus Stop.

- Forgive me for going on like that, sir. I'm a great admirer of your work, too.

- Nick, it isn't who you think.

- You mean, it's... Is he... This is a wonderful moment for me, Mr. Slater. I've never met a fictional character before.

- How new and exciting this must all be for you.

- Hey, I just found out I was imaginary. I mean, how would you feel if you found out that somebody made you up? Your job, your marriage, your kids.

- Oh, yeah. Let's push his son off the building. Gives you nightmares the rest of your life.

- But you're fictional, so who cares?

- I'm sorry, but I don't find it so new and exciting to discover that my whole life has been a damn movie.

- Well, you're young and impressionable. You know, there's lots worse things than movies. There's politicians and wars and forest fires, and famine and plague... sickness, pain, warts, politicians...

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