Adam Sandler Movie Quotes & Lines – 250 Classics (+ Audio) - page 23

Updated: Jun 12, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Adam Sandler, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

221 Now please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

As Robbie Hart in The Wedding Singer (1998)

222 Hey, do you like Flock Of Seagulls? -I can see you do.

As Robbie Hart in The Wedding Singer (1998)

223 And by the way, Mama, alligators are ornery because of their medulla oblongata!

As Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)

224 You know what? You're a lousy kindergarten teacher! I've seen those finger paintings you bring home and they suck!

As Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

225 I'm sorry. Because you're black?

As Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

226 That is the water that you serve to your players? It is imperative that you allow me to be your waterboy.

As Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)

227 Seein'? I see a lot of girls. I see a lot of guys too.

As Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)

228 Ultraviolet rays - bad. Lotion - good.

As Billy Madison in Billy Madison

229 He gonna _ when he realizes it's _!

As Billy Madison in Billy Madison

230 I see your lips moving, but I can't make out the words. I'm deaf!

As Billy Madison in Billy Madison