Adam Sandler: 250 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 24

Updated: Jun 12, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Adam Sandler, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

231 I can understand nine words in that book now.

As Billy Madison in Billy Madison

232 Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that! Stay here! Stay as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it!

As Billy Madison in Billy Madison

233 Man, why did I have so many drinks? I can't remember. What's today? -October?

As Billy Madison in Billy Madison

234 I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before. And to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.

As Billy Madison in Billy Madison

235 Hey. Staying clean, pal? -Yes! -That's right. You drink the booze, you lose. Remember that, punk.

As Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy

236 If you'll excuse me, ladies, I'm gonna go hang myself.

As Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)

237 She got hit by a car. She's dead.

As Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

238 I wasn't raising my voice, Mama.

As Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)

239 Just promise me that you will never distribute the contents of that jug to any human person.

As Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)

240 So that's what openin' up a can of whoop-_ feels like.

As Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)