31 Movie Quotes about Aspirin (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: November 25, 2024

Memorable quotes about aspirin, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Brother this trip is going to make LSD feel like aspirin.

Jim Hutton as Sgt. Petersen in The Green Berets (1968)

2 You don't have any violin strings, do you? -Uh, aspirin. Would that do? -I don't think so. It's for a violin. Oh, well, don't bother.

James Stewart as Macaulay Connor in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

3 Is there anything the doctor can give you? Something to make you feel better? -What's he got? -Some aspirin. -That's what I figured.

Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

4 I simply asked him, is that the freshest you've got? He should have seen his face. He said, lady, aspirin's not like asparagus. We don't go out and pick it every morning.

Marlyn Mason as Nikki Bell in Longstreet

5 The only drugs you'll find in there are aspirin. And if you touch that front door, you're going to need them.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero

6 Here, pal! Take this aspirin, here. -Yeah, but I ain't got no headache. -Oh, yes, you have.

Quote from The Tex Avery Show

7 You break a leg, we fix it. You catch a cold, there's free aspirin.

Gig Young as Rocky Gravo in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

8 Now, isn't that a stupid question to ask me if it did any good? If it did any good, would I be sitting here holding my head, waiting for it to blow up?

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

9 Somebody just hijacked a consignment of pharmaceuticals, mostly vitamins and aspirin, $100,000 worth. -All right, somebody sure must have... -A big headache. I know, I know.

Quote from Longstreet

10 Well, I looked around the drug store as though I were in a whole field of asparagus, and I whispered to him, please, pretend aspirin is like asparagus, please, and pick me ten stalks of your most recent crop.