14 Movie Quotes about Astrology (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Oct 13, 2025

Memorable quotes about astrology, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 There's an island shape on your lifeline. It means you're impotent and something is wrong with your heart. Can you feel it?

Quote from Return of the Bastard Swordsman

2 It's time again. In the end, we don't decide these things, you know. The planets do. They're in alignment. And it's time again.

Dan O'Herlihy as Conal Cochran in Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

3 In 18 years precisely, the planets will align ever so nicely.

Tate Donovan as Hercules in Hercules

4 I'm a Taurus. How do you know that? -The, uh, dialect.

Dirk Benedict as Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica (1978)

5 Well, the stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories.

Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek (2001)

6 Aries. -Ah, yes. Of course. Sky and sun. A dreamer. It's in your eyes - deep pools of desire that can never be fulfilled or understood.

Charlie Chaplin as Monsieur Henri Verdoux in Monsieur Verdoux

7 You know who the stars say a man born under your sign should marry? -No, who? -Me.

Barbara Rush as Ellen Fields in It Came from Outer Space

8 The tail end of your marriage line is crooked. You're destined to have no wife or children.

Quote from Return of the Bastard Swordsman

9 Hey, honey, what's your sign? -Suck air, bozo.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield on the Town

10 It isn't your fault. We were born the same day. Under the same sun. But with different destinies.

Steve Reeves as Romulus; Steve Reeves as Romulus And Remus in Duel of the Titans (1961)

14 Movie Quotes about Astrology (+ Sound Clips)

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