17 Movie Quotes about Astrology with AudioUpdated: Sep 29, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 It's time again. In the end, we don't decide these things, you know. The planets do. They're in alignment. And it's time again. Dan O'Herlihy as Conal Cochran in Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) 2 There's an island shape on your lifeline. It means you're impotent and something is wrong with your heart. Can you feel it? Quote from Return of the Bastard Swordsman 3 In 18 years precisely, the planets will align ever so nicely. Quote from Hercules 4 Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid. David Spade as Richard in Tommy Boy (1995) 5 I'm a Taurus. How do you know that? -The, uh, dialect. Dirk Benedict as Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica (1978) 6 Well, the stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. Quote from Shrek (2001) 7 What's your sign? -I'm a Pisces. -What? I can't deal with no Pisces. Quote from Boogie Nights (1997) 8 You know who the stars say a man born under your sign should marry? -No, who? -Me. Barbara Rush as Ellen Fields in It Came from Outer Space 9 The tail end of your marriage line is crooked. You're destined to have no wife or children. Quote from Return of the Bastard Swordsman 10 Hey, honey, what's your sign? -Suck air, bozo. Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield on the Town Page 1 of 2 1 2 ► >>