12 Movie Quotes about Astrology (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: August 3, 2025

Memorable quotes about astrology, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 There's an island shape on your lifeline. It means you're impotent and something is wrong with your heart. Can you feel it?

Quote from Return of the Bastard Swordsman

2 In 18 years precisely, the planets will align ever so nicely.

Quote from Hercules

3 I'm a Taurus. How do you know that? -The, uh, dialect.

Dirk Benedict as Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica (1978)

4 Well, the stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories.

Quote from Shrek (2001)

5 Aries. -Ah, yes. Of course. Sky and sun. A dreamer. It's in your eyes - deep pools of desire that can never be fulfilled or understood.

Charlie Chaplin as Monsieur Henri Verdoux in Monsieur Verdoux

6 You know who the stars say a man born under your sign should marry? -No, who? -Me.

Barbara Rush as Ellen Fields in It Came from Outer Space

7 The tail end of your marriage line is crooked. You're destined to have no wife or children.

Quote from Return of the Bastard Swordsman

8 Hey, honey, what's your sign? -Suck air, bozo.

Garfield in Garfield on the Town

9 It isn't your fault. We were born the same day. Under the same sun. But with different destinies.

Quote from Duel of the Titans (1961)

10 Come algebra, anatomy, astronomy, biology, chemistry, geology, geometry, mathematics, meteorology, neurology, oceanography, paleontology, physics, psychology, sociology, trigonometry, and zoology!

John Ritter as Peter Dickinson in The Flight of Dragons (1982)