39 Movie Quotes about Baldness with AudioBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! My eyes! (2) Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) 2 My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything. Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) 3 Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! My eyes! Tom Kenny as Spongebob Squarepants; Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick Star in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) 4 I come into this world with pink cheeks, and a healthy pair of lungs, and a lot of big ideas. How am I going out of it? A bald head, blue tongue, and a saucer of warm milk with a pill in it. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955) 5 It's not bald, it's... thinning. Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) 6 Yeah. Why is it always the good ones who lose their feather so young? Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 7 What is this? -Your... crown? -And what does this crown do? -Covers your bald spot. Quote from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) 8 Your daddy, that old bald eagle, will be so proud of you. Quote from Yogi Bear 9 Since your father's time, a whole Shaolin people, old ones, young ones, even bald ones too, have all been my enemy. Quote from The Ninja Hunter 10 Are you kidding me? No bush? -Yeah. Bald as a china doll. No bush. Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort; Rob Reiner in The Wolf of Wall Street Page 1 of 4 1 2 3 ► >>