33 Movie Quotes about Bartenders (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jun 2, 2025

Memorable quotes about bartenders, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Hey, bartender! Bloody Mary, O-positive.

Quote from A Bug's Life

2 Dad, I remember you coming home some night so overworked, your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop them. -I remember that.

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

3 The bartender got a hundred just for keeping the ice cubes cold.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

4 What a scientist. There ain't hardly another mixer in town could do your thing like that, oh boy.

Quote from The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

5 You better remember what you put in that so it won't happen again.

Quote from The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

6 Bartender, a bit of advice. Always inspect a jukebox carefully. These machines can be deadly.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

7 Hey, how are you gonna get alcohol? -I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.

Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

8 R2, what are you doing here? Well, I can see you're serving drinks, but this place is dangerous.

Anthony Daniels as C 3po in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

9 Bartender, tender of bars, a little service, if you please.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

10 And there's another thing. Every soda jerk in this country has got an idea he's somebody.

Quote from The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)