33 Movie Quotes about Beard with AudioUpdated: Sep 25, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 He didn't have a beard like that. Annie Potts as Bo Peep in Toy Story 2 2 Neighbor with a beard? Pleakley in Lilo & Stitch (2002) 3 Forgive me if this sounds foolish. But since talking with you today, I feel that shaving off my beard is the most important thing I've done for 20 years... -Oh, it is. I'm sure it is. Peter Lorre as Hubert Schumacher in Back for Christmas (Suspense) 4 Hah! Next thing ya know she'll be tyin' your beards up in pink ribbons and smellin' ya up with that stuff called perfoom. Pinto Colvig as Grumpy Dwarf in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) 5 You know, by the time this guy gets out of Sing Sing, this head will grow a long beard. Quote from House of Wax (1953) 6 It seems I'm... I'm not an elf. Of course you're not. You're 6-foot-3 and had a beard since you were 15. Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf in Elf (2003) 7 You don't have a chance with her. You're eight years old and you have a beard! Jeffrey Tambor as Mayor Augustus Maywho in How the Grinch Stole Christmas 8 Hmm, look at you, hiding behind that beard, you are a coward, aren't you? You disappoint me. Quote from Duel to the Death 9 Dear Gillian, today is our third anniversary and all I have to show for it are two beautiful little girls and a husband I just can't stop kissing. I don't even mind the beard. Sandra Bullock as Sally Owens in Practical Magic (1998) 10 OK. I need the Lincoln hat and the stupid beard back. Quote from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Page 1 of 4 1 2 3 ► >>