32 Movie Quotes about Beard (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Mar 7, 2025

Memorable quotes about beard, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Neighbor with a beard?

Pleakley in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

2 Forgive me if this sounds foolish. But since talking with you today, I feel that shaving off my beard is the most important thing I've done for 20 years... -Oh, it is. I'm sure it is.

Peter Lorre as Hubert Schumacher in Back for Christmas (Suspense)

3 I see you've shaved your chin whiskers off. -I was tasting the soup two hours after I ate it.

Richard Harris as English Bob; Gene Hackman as Little Bill Daggett in Unforgiven

4 Hah! Next thing ya know she'll be tyin' your beards up in pink ribbons and smellin' ya up with that stuff called perfoom.

Pinto Colvig as Grumpy Dwarf in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

5 You don't have a chance with her. You're eight years old and you have a beard!

Jeffrey Tambor as Mayor Augustus Maywho in How the Grinch Stole Christmas

6 He didn't have a beard like that.

Annie Potts as Bo Peep in Toy Story 2

7 You know, by the time this guy gets out of Sing Sing, this head will grow a long beard.

Vincent Price as Professor Henry Jarrod in House of Wax (1953)

8 It seems I'm... I'm not an elf. Of course you're not. You're 6-foot-3 and had a beard since you were 15.

Will Ferrell as Buddy The Elf in Elf (2003)

9 Hmm, look at you, hiding behind that beard, you are a coward, aren't you? You disappoint me.

Quote from Duel to the Death

10 I mean, come on. A perfect female body. It's not a bad start. -But the head of Abraham Lincoln. I mean, the hat and the beard.

Adam Goldberg as Mike Newhouse in Dazed and Confused (1993)