Bill Murray: 138 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 10

Updated: Sep 29, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Bill Murray, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

91 Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man free to kill gophers at will.

As Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)

92 And a varmint will never quit. Ever. They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong.

As Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)

93 Pay no attention to that bush moving around there by that tree. It's just a bush. Nothing even to look twice at. Nothing to be alarmed about.

As Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)

94 I smell varmint poontang and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

As Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)

95 Freeze, gopher!

As Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)

96 You beast, you savage. Come on, bark like a dog for me. Bark like a dog.

As Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)

97 Cinderella story. Out of nowhere. A former greenskeeper now about to become the Masters champion.

As Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)

98 I'm gonna use you two guys to do my dirty work for me.

As Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)

99 This your place, Carl? -Yeah, what do you think? -It's really... It's really awful.

Carl Spackler (Bill Murray), Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) in Caddyshack (1980)

100 The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejesus belt that night on this stuff.

As Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)