49 Movie Quotes about Bills (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: May 18, 2025

Memorable quotes about bills, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 No dice, Doll-face. You're a client. That's one thing I've learned about clients. Dead ones don't pay their bills.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

12 Ah, there's a relief. Postcard. Wonder who it's from. Pretty sneaky, the gas company, to send a bill on the back of a postcard.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

13 I know how much your gas bill is. 93 cents. -That's right. -See? Oh, by the way, congratulations on that 93-cent gas bill. Mrs. Schwartz told me that you broke the all-time low gas bill record, set by the Keyer brothers in 1931.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

14 I never knew I had so many faults. I never felt so completely miserable. -Wait until you get my bill.

Quote from A Boy Named Charlie Brown

15 Bills, bills, bills. It's positively stultifying.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

16 Young man, 27-28, married, making, say, 40 a week. 45! -45. Out of which, after supporting your mother and paying your bills, you're able to keep, say, 10, if you skimp.

Lionel Barrymore in It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

17 Certainly, he can present a bill for such services. After all, we are not Communists.

Richard Conte in The Godfather (1972)

18 You ain't my daddy, and you ain't payin' any of my bills. Mind your business.

Quote from Don't Be a Menace

19 First things first, Doc. I almost forgot to ask you. How much do I owe you?

John Wayne as J.B. Books in The Shootist

20 Huh, look at this. Boy, this kills me. Bills, bills, bills. Why doesn't anybody send me a letter or something?