11 Bizarre Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

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A selection of bizarre quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 When they took him up in the spaceship, the aliens abused him sexually.

Jeff Goldblum as David Levinson in Independence Day (1996)

2 It's against the law to use shampoo, so we wash with cheese.

Mandy Patinkin as Huxley in The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

3 You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his _.

Christopher McDonald as Shooter Mcgavin in Happy Gilmore

4 I shall transpose the brain of this chicken to the brain of that bear.

Don Messick as Boo Boo Bear, Ranger Smith in Yogi Bear

5 Raving psycho. Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. Taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses.

Chris Farley as Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)

6 Well, I told you, I wanna do something different. -So put some Jell-O down your pants.

Art Carney in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

7 That's not only unorthodox, it's bizarre.

Joanna Lumley as Marie Jouvet in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

8 I have seen some strange, bizarre drivers, but you... You will be awarded a cake.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

9 Let me get a bubonic moose nose omelet with cockroach paste and mouse jelly. And with egg whites.

Adam Sandler as Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

10 Here's a bizarre story from downtown where a man was beaten in a restroom by the sailor disguised as a bathroom attendant.

Matthew Broderick as Steven M. Kovacs in The Cable Guy (1996)