13 Bizarre Quotes from Movies with Audio

Updated: Aug 11, 2026

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1 When they took him up in the spaceship, the aliens abused him sexually.

Quote from Independence Day (1996)

2 If John Doe's head splits open and a UFO should fly out I want you to have expected it. -I will.

3 It's against the law to use shampoo, so we wash with cheese.

Quote from The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

4 You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his _.

Christopher McDonald as Shooter McGavin in Happy Gilmore

5 I shall transpose the brain of this chicken to the brain of that bear.

Don Messick as Boo Boo Bear, Ranger Smith in Yogi Bear

6 Raving psycho. Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. Taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses.

Chris Farley as Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)

7 Well, I told you, I wanna do something different. -So put some Jell-O down your pants.

Art Carney in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

8 That's not only unorthodox, it's bizarre.

Joanna Lumley as Marie Jouvet in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

9 I have seen some strange, bizarre drivers, but you... You will be awarded a cake.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

10 In my life, I have heard many a bizarre story, many a bizarre story containing bizarre truth.

Tim Curry as Herkermer Homolka in Congo (1995)