I may be lazy, I may be fat, I don't do laps, and I do not chat.
7 seconds sound clip from the Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:10:32.349 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- 'Twas I who had to face the storm with nothing in sight to keep me warm.
- Yo ho ho ho! Over the raging sea we go. Yo ho ho ho! Wherever the four winds blow. Hey!
- Will you stop crowding me? There's nothing to be frightened of.
- I may be lazy, I may be fat, I don't do laps, and I do not chat.
- I may be selfish, yeah, and all of that, but the one thing I'm not is a scaredy-cat.
- The one thing he's not is a scaredy-cat.
- I may be bossy, I may lack grace, I don't do sit-ups to trim my waist.
- I may be thoughtless, yeah, and all of that, but the one thing I'm not is a scaredy-cat.
- The one thing he's not is a scaredy-cat.
- I don't have charm, or much pizzazz, I don't chase mice and all that jazz.
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