If I ever get back to land I'm going to give up this pirate business. I'm going to stop pretending I'm something I'm not. I'm just going to be me. Garfield the housecat.
10 seconds sound clip from the Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:14:35.874 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- We be at the mercy of the sea, matey.
- Topside, batten the hatches. Trim the main. Slip the sheets. Flibber the gibbets.
- Some pirate captain I am. I can't even get a rowboat across a river.
- Now I'll probably float out to sea and never be heard from again.
- Gourmet. Bon vivant. World traveler. Jet-setting playboy.
- Leave me alone, Odie. I'm busy wallowing in self-pity.
- And shiver me timbers. It be land ho!
- Look, Odie. There's a light in the window up there. Someone must actually live in that old house.
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