- I'm doing a paper on Beethoven. Did you know he never played hockey?
- He didn't?
- No, he didn't. If he had played hockey, he would have written some hockey music.

Lucy Van Pelt (Angela Lee)

11 seconds sound clip from the It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:30:11.877 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Did everyone hear that?

- Don't come in.

- Why not?

- Because I can't practice playing the piano if you're leaning on it all the time.

- If I promise not to lean on your piano, may I come in?

- This is better anyway.

- Why is it that musicians never have a sense of humor?

- I'm doing a paper on Beethoven. Did you know he never played hockey?

- He didn't?

- No, he didn't. If he had played hockey, he would have written some hockey music.

- Beethoven was born in 1770. He never played hockey.

- When we get to high school, I'm hoping that we'll have lockers next to each other.

- That would be an odd combination. Ha, ha, ha. Get it? Lockers have combination locks. An odd combination. Get it?

- Musicians should never try to be funny.

- If you were on a concert tour in far-off places, would you call me every day?

- No, I'd never call you.

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