I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick it to the curb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master. I've mastered the stairs.

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7 seconds sound clip from the Shrek (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:32:58 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.

- What makes you think she'll be there?

- I read it in a book once.

- Cool. You handle the dragon.

- I'll handle the stairs. I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. That's right. Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'.

- I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick it to the curb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master. I've mastered the stairs.

- I wish I had a step right here. I'd step all over it.

- Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the... Dragon!

- Donkey, look out!

- No. Oh, no. No!

[...]

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Actors: Mike Myers (Shrek), Eddie Murphy (Donkey), Cameron Diaz (Princess Fiona), John Lithgow (Lord Farquaad)

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