Shrek (2001) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

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Sound clips of funny quotes, famous lines and sound effects from Shrek (2001) soundboard that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds.

Actors: Mike Myers (Shrek), Eddie Murphy (Donkey), Cameron Diaz (Princess Fiona), John Lithgow (Lord Farquaad)

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21 Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends.

Shrek (Mike Myers)

22 This would be so much easier if I wasn't color blind!

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

23 Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters.

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24 You know, you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget.
25 Run, run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man!

Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow)

26 I'm not the monster here. You are. You, and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world.

Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow)

27 But I have to be rescued by my true love, not by some ogre and his pet.

Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz)

28 That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

29 I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty and... Well, I don't really like it, but I thought you might like it, 'cause you're pretty.

Shrek (Mike Myers)

30 Look, I'm an animal, and I got instincts. I know you two were diggin' on each other. I could feel it.

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

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