Shrek (2001) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

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Sound clips of funny quotes, famous lines and sound effects from Shrek (2001) soundboard that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds.

Actors: Mike Myers (Shrek), Eddie Murphy (Donkey), Cameron Diaz (Princess Fiona), John Lithgow (Lord Farquaad)

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51 What is that? It's hideous!

Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow)

52 Well, the stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories.
53 Attention, all fairy tale things.

Shrek (Mike Myers)

54 Ogres are not like cakes.

Shrek (Mike Myers)

55 And as for you, my wife, I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days!

Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow)

56 Wow! That was really scary. And if you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks!

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

57 'Cause there's nothin' wrong with bein' afraid. Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. Unfamiliar dangerous situation, I might add.

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

58 I would think, of all people, you would recognise a wall when you see one.

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

59 Man, you gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open and everything.

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

60 Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding...

Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow)

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