That is so sweet. You don't have to waste good manners on the ogre. It's not like it has feelings.

— Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow)

9 seconds sound clip from the Shrek (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:07:35 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Very well, ogre. The deed to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed. Take it and go before I change my mind.

- Forgive me, Princess, for startling you, but you startled me, for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before.

- I am Lord Farquaad.

- Lord Farquaad? No, no.

- Forgive me, my lord, for I was just saying a short... farewell.

- That is so sweet. You don't have to waste good manners on the ogre. It's not like it has feelings.

- No, you're right. It doesn't.

- Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona.

- I ask your hand in marriage. Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom?

- Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make...

- Excellent! I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed!

[...]

Shrek (2001) Sound Clip

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Sound clips of funny quotes, famous lines and sound effects from Shrek (2001) soundboard that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds.

Actors: Mike Myers (Shrek), Eddie Murphy (Donkey), Cameron Diaz (Princess Fiona), John Lithgow (Lord Farquaad)

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