You want me to come in there and read you a bedtime story? Because I will.
5 seconds sound clip from the Shrek (2001) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:45:25 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- We can do better than that. Now, I don't think this is fit for a princess.
- No, no, it's perfect. It just needs a few homey touches.
- A door?
- Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night.
- You want me to come in there and read you a bedtime story? Because I will.
- You know... Come on. I was just kidding.
- And that one, that's Throwback, the only ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields.
[...]