I know all about Christmas, and I've just the book for you. 'Christmas for Village Idiots'. It's all spelled out. See?
7 seconds sound clip from the Shrek the Halls movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:02:50 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Hold that thought. I'll be right back.
- Oh, good, you're still open.
- No, we're closing now. Merry Christmas.
- Why didn't you say so? That's super.
- Step one, decorate house. Step two, the stockings by the fireplace. Step three, the Christmas feast.
- Step four? That's the Christmas tree!
- The tree goes inside the house?
- Anyway, step five, the telling of the Christmas story.
- This is the step that says I created the perfect Christmas, for my perfect family perfectly.
- See? Family by the fire, everyone cozy and warm. Happy, happy. Voila!
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