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In my homeland, we tell a very different tale of the Santa Nicholas. He's not made of waffles.

8 seconds sound clip from the Shrek the Halls movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:10:16 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- And right when you think that you've just seen it all, comes a huge waffle Santa that's 50 feet tall.

- Ho, ho, ho!

- With syrup and butter the sight just amazes, as it's flanked by a choir all singin' his praises

- Donkey.

- Santa?

- Donkey!

- Santa!

- Donkey!

- Very inappropriate, amigo. Please, allow me.

- Oh, Puss, not you too.

- In my homeland, we tell a very different tale of the Santa Nicholas. He's not made of waffles.

- This Santa was suave, he was nothing like that. The Santa I know was a hot Latin cat.

- He was dressed all in fur from his head to his paws. And he stood there heroic. A real Santa... Claws

- Red are his boots, and so is his cape.

- Olé!

- His sword is a cane that tastes like crab cake.

- He wears a fine belt and a leather cravat. And there's a cute fuzzy thing which hangs down from his hat.

[...]

Shrek the Halls Sound Clip

Shrek the Halls PosterThe funniest quotes from Shrek the Halls, featuring short sound clips and sfx.

Actors: Mike Myers (Shrek), Eddie Murphy (Donkey), Cameron Diaz (Princess Fiona), Antonio Banderas (Puss in Boots), Conrad Vernon (Gingerbread Man)

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