Shrek the Halls Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

The funniest quotes from Shrek the Halls, featuring short sound clips and sfx.

Actors: Mike Myers (Shrek), Eddie Murphy (Donkey), Cameron Diaz (Princess Fiona), Antonio Banderas (Puss in Boots), Conrad Vernon (Gingerbread Man)

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11 You go and have yourself a merry Christmas. Ebenezer Shrek!

— Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

12 You mean no chestnuts, no Santa, no presents, no stockings, no nut cakes? -No, none of that.

— Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

13 And right when you think that you've just seen it all, comes a huge waffle Santa that's 50 feet tall. -Ho, ho, ho!

— Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

14 No, wait. What I meant to say is I know you're just trying to be helpful in your irritating fashion...

— Shrek (Mike Myers)

15 Some people can't help being annoying.

— Shrek (Mike Myers)

16 There is no right way to do Christmas. You just do it. -Ja, with schnitzel! -And eggnog! -And cheese! -And family. -Yeah. And family.

— Puss In Boots (Antonio Banderas)

17 Tomorrow's Christmas Eve! You got everything ready? -No. -You mean you haven't trimmed stockings, or hung your chestnuts or roasted the tree, or figgified your puddin'?

— Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

18 Will you get it through your thick head? No one here gives a hoot about Christmas!

— Shrek (Mike Myers)

19 Ogres don't celebrate Christmas. Ogres don't celebrate anything.

— Shrek (Mike Myers)

20 That was our family. -You call that a family? That was a natural disaster!

— Shrek (Mike Myers)

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