'Twas the night before Christmas, not a swamp rat did creep as mother and babe played kazoo in their sleep.
11 seconds sound clip from the Shrek the Halls movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:19:07 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Ja, ja.
- Good night, everyone. It's time for lights out.
- Lights out? We can't go to sleep yet. We haven't heard a bedtime story. Ain't that right everybody?
- All right. All right. Don't need this. OK...
- Now, the sight of the house would make any ogre droop, for 'twas sickeningly sweet as unicorn poop.
- Yet who was arriving to help this lost cause? The foul, the vile and handsome Ogre Claus.
- So he grabbed up his belly and screwed up his face, and let loose a... that transformed the place.
[...]