- Ah! Aliens approaching on the starboard side! No! The starboard side!
- Which side is starboard on a laundry basket?
- This side.

11 seconds sound clip from the The Brave Little Toaster (1987) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:30:26.730 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Are we there yet?

- Not yet.

- Well, how much further?

- Six squillion light-years.

- Oh, almost there.

- I hate to think of the little master out there in that big, black void. He must be so scared.

- I wish I knew how all this space travel worked.

- It's very simple. It's all based on the principle on the unified field theory.

- My master told me all about it.

- And who is your master? Albert Einstein?

- Yes.

- The Albert Einstein?

- Yes.

- Oh! Ah!

- Ah! Aliens approaching on the starboard side! No! The starboard side!

- Which side is starboard on a laundry basket?

- This side.

- That's just a bunch of balloons.

- Howdy, partner. Where y'all heading?

- Mars.

- Ha! You pulling my string.

- No, we aren't. We're way over here and you're way over there.

- Hey, didn't we meet at the electronics pavilion, Century of Progress, New York, May of '39?

- I don't think so.

- What are you all doing up here?

- We're just hanging. Hanging and floating.

- It's a gas, man.

- Yeah. Specifically, helium.

[...]

The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars Sound Clip

The Brave Little Toaster (1998) poster

Listen to the funniest quotes from The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars (1998) and download short audio clips and sfx.

Actors: Deanna Oliver (The Brave Little Toaster), Thurl Ravenscroft (Kirby), Roger Kabler (Radio), Timothy Stack (Lampy), Eric Lloyd (Blanky), Kath Soucie (Tinselina), Stephen Tobolowsky (Calculator), Brian Doyle-Murray (Wittgenstein), Wayne Knight (Microwave), Carol Channing (Fanny), DeForest Kelley (Viking 1), Alan King (Supreme Commander)

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