Shrek the Halls Quotes with Sound Clips

Shrek the Halls PosterThe funniest quotes from Shrek the Halls, featuring short sound clips and sfx.

Actors: Mike Myers (Shrek), Eddie Murphy (Donkey), Cameron Diaz (Princess Fiona), Antonio Banderas (Puss in Boots), Conrad Vernon (Gingerbread Man)

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1 His sword is a cane that tastes like crab cake.

— Puss In Boots (Antonio Banderas)

2 Step four? That's the Christmas tree! -The tree goes inside the house?

— Shrek (Mike Myers)

3 All right, everybody. If you leave now, you can beat the holiday traffic.

— Shrek (Mike Myers)

4 Well, that's a real nice way to treat your guests on Christmas!
5 So he grabbed up his belly and screwed up his face, and let loose a... that transformed the place.

— Shrek (Mike Myers)

6 Well, that wasn't Christmas. That was chaos!

— Shrek (Mike Myers)

7 There is no right way to do Christmas. You just do it. -Ja, with schnitzel! -And eggnog! -And cheese! -And family. -Yeah. And family.

— Puss In Boots (Antonio Banderas)

8 Christmas is all about big fights. My mama used to always say, 'Christmas ain't Christmas till somebody cries.' Usually that someone's me.

— Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

9 I know all about Christmas, and I've just the book for you. 'Christmas for Village Idiots'. It's all spelled out. See?
10 Phooey with all your sunshine and lollipops! Where I come from, Christmas is a nightmare.

— Gingerbread Man (Conrad Vernon)

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