We always seem to lose the first game of the season, and the last game of the season... And all those stupid games in between.

Charlie Brown (Peter Robbins)

18 seconds sound clip from the A Boy Named Charlie Brown movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:16:01.866 in the DVD version of the movie.

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- What happened?

- You got hit on the head with a line drive, Charlie Brown.

- I don't understand it. I used to be able to dodge those line drives.

- When you get old, your reflexes really slow down.

- Well, we lost the first game of the season again. I shouldn't let it bother me, but it does.

- We always seem to lose the first game of the season, and the last game of the season... And all those stupid games in between.

- In the big leagues, the ball players get sent to the showers. I get sent to take a bath.

- Nothing ever seems to go right for me. I can't fly a kite, and I lose every ball game I play in. I just can't seem to do anything right.

- Hi, Charlie Brown. You're depressed, aren't you?

- I suppose you forgot we lost another ball game.

- I did not. Today's game made our 99th straight loss without a win.

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