Some pirate captain I am. I can't even get a rowboat across a river.
5 seconds sound clip from the Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:14:25.768 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- It appears we are caught up in the current, matey. Put out the oars.
- I'd make him walk the plank if I had one.
- We be at the mercy of the sea, matey.
- Topside, batten the hatches. Trim the main. Slip the sheets. Flibber the gibbets.
- Some pirate captain I am. I can't even get a rowboat across a river.
- Now I'll probably float out to sea and never be heard from again.
- Gourmet. Bon vivant. World traveler. Jet-setting playboy.
- Leave me alone, Odie. I'm busy wallowing in self-pity.
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