My head says listen to my tail, my tail says listen to my head, and I just end up with an upset stomach.

— Verne (Garry Shandling)

7 seconds sound clip from the Over the Hedge movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:49:38.192 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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[...]

- I was just being cautious. 'Cause that's what I am. I'm naturally tentative. There's even places in my shell I haven't been.

- You, on the other hand, you're like... cool and crazy and fearless. I think they're right. I think I'm just jealous.

- Verne, believe me, you should not be jealous of me.

- You got a good thing here. You're just trying to do what's best for your family.

- And I think you're what's best for them now.

- What about your tail?

- My head says listen to my tail, my tail says listen to my head, and I just end up with an upset stomach.

- That's why you need to be in charge now.

- You don't really know what's going on.

- And you do. So, what's the problem?

- This, Verne, is the problem. You see this?

- I'm listening.

- Just... Just hang on a second. All right?

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