Shrek (2001) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 10

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Sound clips of funny quotes, famous lines and sound effects from Shrek (2001) soundboard that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds.

Actors: Mike Myers (Shrek), Eddie Murphy (Donkey), Cameron Diaz (Princess Fiona), John Lithgow (Lord Farquaad)

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91 Yeah, my swamp! Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures!
92 Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do.

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

93 You're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp, which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place.
94 They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!
95 This is good. This is really good. What is this? -Weed rat. Rotisserie style.

Shrek (Mike Myers)

96 Magic Mirror... -Don't tell him anything!

Gingerbread Man

97 Well, you know what I like about you? You got that kind of I-don't-care what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that. You all right.

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

98 Oh, my God! You ate the princess!

Donkey (Eddie Murphy)

99 Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.
100 What I mean is, you're not a king yet. But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess.

Magic Mirror

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