24 Movie Quotes about Charity with Audio

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

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1 Christmas is a loving, honest, and charitable time. And though it's never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that Christmas has done me good And will do me good, and I say God bless it.

Quote from The Muppet Christmas Carol

2 'This that the White Man calls charity is a fine thing for widows and orphans, but no warrior can accept it, for if he does, he is no longer a man and when he is no longer a man, he is nothing and better off dead.'

John Wayne as George Washington McLintock in McLintock! (1963)

3 Here, take this. Buy two cans of sardines and a loaf of bread.

Quote from Shottas

4 I won't! I mean, what's in it for us? What are we, some charitable institution? We're thieves! Go! I won't help!

Quote from Conan the Destroyer

5 Well, I haven't fought just one person... for so long. Been specializing in groups, battling gangs for local charities. That kind of thing.

André the Giant as Fezzik; André The Giant in The Princess Bride (1987)

6 There are some charity people here to see you, sir. -No! Send them away! There's a lot of people more deserving than me. -Ah, but these people want you to give. -Oh. Okay.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

7 We have to find somebody truly worthy to give his money to. How about... The National Association to Legalize Marijuana? -Perfect.

Quote from Sneakers (1992)

8 The rabbi says, No, no. We'll throw the money way up in the air and whatever God wants, He keeps.

Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

9 And besides... we're givin' the money to the poor. -Boss! -Sharin' it with the poor. -You mean like Robin Hood? -Yeah, just... just like in the story. -Just like in the story.

Burt Reynolds as Charlie B. Barkin in All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

10 If I killed my nephew, would that be murder or charity?

Christopher Plummer as The Grand Duke of Owls in Rock-a-Doodle