Chris Farley Movie Quotes & Lines – 156 Classics (+ Audio) - page 13

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121 Sensei, you just called me a ninja. -Yes, I guess I did.

Chris Farley as Haru "The Great White Ninja"; Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

122 Oh, my God! What's happening? Something's touching my face. Joey, these sea creatures! Help me!

Chris Farley as Haru "The Great White Ninja"; Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

123 The wind is picking up. The weather in America fluctuates violently. Maybe we should go for cover.

Chris Farley as Haru "The Great White Ninja"; Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

124 I may not be the best ninja, I may not be one with the universe, but I will tell you this, no one messes with my brother!

Chris Farley as Haru "The Great White Ninja"; Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

125 I didn't say mud, I said crud. You fall into some crud or something? I can get some water, wipe off that crud.

As Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)

126 Snakes! No! One looked at me! Check your underpants! I hate those things!

As Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)

127 Okay, move this one here. It's safe, I swear. It's safe... That wasn't safe at all. What an idiot.

As Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)

128 Man, I liked that move. -Yeah, I learned it in the '84 Bounce-Off over at Laguna Beach. -The one Mr. T hosted. -Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is. The same one.

As Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)

129 So, anyway, what you're saying, I'm the Man, Whitey, and you guys are the victims of a tyrannical, racist, oppressive society! -That's right, man. -Man, that sucks!

As Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)

130 Kill Whitey!

As Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)