64 Movie Quotes about Church (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jan 6, 2026

Memorable quotes about church, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Get out of my church! Out! Out! Out! Out!

Brian Bedford as Robin Hood in Robin Hood (1973)

2 Well, my church has been the mountains and solitude. No doors at all.

John Wayne as J.B. Books in The Shootist

3 No. I'm not welcome. -At church? -Oh, you're always welcome at church. I'm not welcome with my son.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

4 But maybe the sound of this church bell will bring those poor people some comfort.

Brian Bedford as Robin Hood in Robin Hood (1973)

5 Look, our poor box is like our church... empty.

Brian Bedford as Robin Hood in Robin Hood (1973)

6 Say, we'd better get over to the church. Sounds like somebody's getting hitched.

Brian Bedford as Robin Hood in Robin Hood (1973)

7 We've got to make that move towards redemption. We got to go to church.

John Belushi as Joliet Jake Blues in The Blues Brothers (1980)

8 No, I can't make out the license number, but it'll be pulling a small church. So, any blue Chevy pulling a small church, I figure that'd be the one. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

9 The Episcopal church. -No, it's not a church anymore. Now it's a Speedy Burger.

David Alan Grier as Carl Bentley in Jumanji (1995)

10 Hey, I didn't see you in church on Sunday, soldier. You had something more important to do? Not on Sunday, you don't. Not anymore.

Josh Hartnett as Eversmann in Black Hawk Down