63 Movie Quotes about Church (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: June 2, 2025

Memorable quotes about church, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Get out of my church! Out! Out! Out! Out!

Quote from Robin Hood (1973)

2 Well, my church has been the mountains and solitude. No doors at all.

John Wayne as J.B. Books in The Shootist

3 No. I'm not welcome. -At church? -Oh, you're always welcome at church. I'm not welcome with my son.

Quote from Home Alone (1990)

4 But maybe the sound of this church bell will bring those poor people some comfort.

Quote from Robin Hood (1973)

5 Look, our poor box is like our church... empty.

Quote from Robin Hood (1973)

6 Say, we'd better get over to the church. Sounds like somebody's getting hitched.

Quote from Robin Hood (1973)

7 No, I can't make out the license number, but it'll be pulling a small church. So, any blue Chevy pulling a small church, I figure that'd be the one. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

8 The Episcopal church. -No, it's not a church anymore. Now it's a Speedy Burger.

David Alan Grier as Carl Bentley in Jumanji (1995)

9 Hey, I didn't see you in church on Sunday, soldier. You had something more important to do? Not on Sunday, you don't. Not anymore.

Quote from Black Hawk Down

10 He told me that he hoped the people saw him in church because it might be pleasant for them to remember upon Christmas day who made lame beggars walk and blind men see.

Quote from The Muppet Christmas Carol

63 Movie Quotes about Church (Sound Clips)

1 Get out of my church! Out! Out! Out! Out!

2 Well, my church has been the mountains and solitude. No doors at all.

3 No. I'm not welcome. -At church? -Oh, you're always welcome at church. I'm not welcome with my son.

4 But maybe the sound of this church bell will bring those poor people some comfort.

5 Look, our poor box is like our church... empty.

6 Say, we'd better get over to the church. Sounds like somebody's getting hitched.

7 No, I can't make out the license number, but it'll be pulling a small church. So, any blue Chevy pulling a small church, I figure that'd be the one. Yeah. Uh-huh.

8 The Episcopal church. -No, it's not a church anymore. Now it's a Speedy Burger.

9 Hey, I didn't see you in church on Sunday, soldier. You had something more important to do? Not on Sunday, you don't. Not anymore.

10 He told me that he hoped the people saw him in church because it might be pleasant for them to remember upon Christmas day who made lame beggars walk and blind men see.

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