64 Movie Quotes about Church (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jan 6, 2026

Memorable quotes about church, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Get out of my church! Out! Out! Out! Out!

Brian Bedford as Robin Hood in Robin Hood (1973)

2 Well, my church has been the mountains and solitude. No doors at all.

John Wayne as J.B. Books in The Shootist

3 No. I'm not welcome. -At church? -Oh, you're always welcome at church. I'm not welcome with my son.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

4 But maybe the sound of this church bell will bring those poor people some comfort.

Brian Bedford as Robin Hood in Robin Hood (1973)

5 Look, our poor box is like our church... empty.

Brian Bedford as Robin Hood in Robin Hood (1973)

6 Say, we'd better get over to the church. Sounds like somebody's getting hitched.

Brian Bedford as Robin Hood in Robin Hood (1973)

7 No, I can't make out the license number, but it'll be pulling a small church. So, any blue Chevy pulling a small church, I figure that'd be the one. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

8 The Episcopal church. -No, it's not a church anymore. Now it's a Speedy Burger.

David Alan Grier as Carl Bentley in Jumanji (1995)

9 Hey, I didn't see you in church on Sunday, soldier. You had something more important to do? Not on Sunday, you don't. Not anymore.

Josh Hartnett as Eversmann in Black Hawk Down

10 He told me that he hoped the people saw him in church because it might be pleasant for them to remember upon Christmas day who made lame beggars walk and blind men see.

Steve Whitmire as Kermit The Frog; Steve Whitmire as Bob Cratchit in The Muppet Christmas Carol

64 Movie Quotes about Church (+ Sound Clips)

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