Clark W. Griswold: 52 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 5

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41 Oh, she doesn't mean to be a pain in the rump. It's just the way she is. Let's not let it spoil our fun.

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)

42 Put on a happy face for me.

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)

43 How did you get through it? -I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.

Chevy Chase as Clark; Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

44 I didn't go berserk. I simply solved a problem.

Chevy Chase as Clark; Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

45 I wanna look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed ignorant...

Chevy Chase as Clark; Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

46 Cathrine, if this turkey tastes half as good as it looks, I think we're all in for a very big treat. Thank you.

Chevy Chase as Clark; Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

47 Surprised? If I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.

Chevy Chase as Clark; Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

48 Dad, Dad, Dad. You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination. Thank you, thank you.

Chevy Chase as Clark; Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

49 'Tis the season to be merry.

Chevy Chase as Clark; Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

50 It's a bit nipply out. I mean, nippy out. What did I say, nipple?

Chevy Chase as Clark; Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)