Clark W. Griswold: 52 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 4

Movie quotes spoken by Clark W. Griswold, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

31 So, you're looking really... fit.

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)

32 Everything isn't like home. If everything were like home there'd be no reason for leaving. Right?

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)

33 Who, that girl? Oh, no, that's a waitress. No, I was just ordering in. She's a pool waitress.

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)

34 Why aren't we flying? Because getting there is half the fun. You know that.

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)

35 I'm not your ordinary, everyday fool. Okay?

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)

36 You smell something? -Fried _cat.

Cousin Eddie, Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

37 Nothing worthwhile is easy. We know that.

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)

38 We're all gonna have so much _ing fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles.

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)

39 We got your Christmas card the other day and my family and I are very flattered that you remembered us. Corporate cards.

Chevy Chase as Clark; Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

40 Hey. Don't let your mother smell beer on your breath. She'll take it out on me.

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)