A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus)

3 more actors

, Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

251 Everybody ought to have a maid. Everybody ought to have a menial, consistently congenial and quieter than a mouse

252 Everybody ought to have a maid. Everybody ought to have a working girl. Everybody ought to have a lurking girl to putter around the house.

253 Everybody ought to have a serving girl, a loyal and unswerving girl who's quieter than a mouse.

254 Everything's turning out fine with the master thinking the virgin's a maid, the virgin's thinking she's the master's mistress, and the mistress not knowing her son's about with his tongue hanging out.

255 Excuse me, madam. A cool youth and a hot mare, have you by any chance...

256 Excuse me. Did you say it's about the girls? -Yes. Did you? -Yes. -Amazing. -Fantastic.

257 Excuse me. Quite all right. Not at all.

258 Excuse me. We'll give her a little knock on the head.

259 Father and mother get one another, something for everyone, a tragedy tonight.

260 Father and mother, I wish to marry.

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