A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus)

3 more actors

, Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

61 But you must know something. -Yes? -Though you may have my body, you shall never have my heart. -Well, you can't have everything.

62 Consider the gemini, a matched pair. Look at them, gentlemen. Either one, a divinely assembled woman. Together, an infinite number of mathematical possibilities.

— Marcus Lycus (Phil Silvers)

63 Eunuch? How dare you call me that? -You know it isn't true, I know it isn't true, so what do we care what they think?

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

64 Excuse me, noble sir, have you seen a handsome youth running after a sweating horse?

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

65 I know what it says there. Words, and I intend to stand behind these words, or my name is not Marcus Lycus. -Pseudolus! -Or my name is not Pseudolus Marcus Lycus.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

66 I know your type... shoppers. On your way out, please, don't touch the merchandise. It shows every little mark.

67 If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times: Do not fan the girls when they're wet. But you'll never learn. You'll be a eunuch all your life.

— Marcus Lycus (Phil Silvers)

68 If you are the new gardeners, don't lean on those things. Get to work.

69 Just give me me. -Give you you? -My freedom.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

70 My daughter, a eunuch?

— Erronius (Buster Keaton)

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