A Shot in the Dark (1964) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Listen to the funniest quotes from A Shot in the Dark (1964), accompanied by short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Herbert Lom (Commissioner Charles Dreyfus), George Sanders (Monsieur Benjamin Ballon), Elke Sommer (Maria Gambrelli)

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41 Can I ask you something? -Yes? -Have you been... swimming? -Why, yes. How did you know? -It is my business to know.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

42 Careful, you fool. You broken my pointing stick. I've got nothing to point with now.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

43 Did you have the gun in your hand? And was it still smoking? -I suppose so, but... I don't know how it got there. I really don't.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

44 I suppose that is possible. -Possible? What do you mean possible? I deal in certainties.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

45 I'm dreadfully sorry, Monsieur Ballon. I appear to have grazed your billiard table.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

46 Maria was complaining of meuths. -Meuths? Is that right, Maria, that you were complaining about these meuths?

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers), Monsieur Benjamin Ballon (George Sanders)

47 Oh! Oh, this is too much for a simple policeman.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

48 Sanity and reason become things of the past. Madness reigns.

— Commissioner Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)

49 Yes, I did complain about moths. -Oh, you mean meuths. Yes, the flying meuths, you mean. Yes, of course, of course, of course.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

50 Yes? This is Inspector Clouseau.

— Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

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