- How come you're late?
- I was drunk. I don't blame you. With a kisser like that, I'd be loaded all the time.

8 seconds sound clip from the At War with the Army (1950) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:15:21 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I want overseas... I stay here. The guys don't want to stay here, get overseas.

- You forget, there's a war on. Yeah, but what do we get to do about it?

- When I was a civilian, we had something going every minute. Singing, dancing, working in nightclubs. I join the army, I sit on my hands.

- I'm hungry. Think I'll inspect the mess hall.

- Hi ya Sarge. Been waiting up for me?

- How come you're late?

- I was drunk. I don't blame you. With a kisser like that, I'd be loaded all the time.

- Why thank you. You're welcome...

- Now go to your barracks Edwards, get into your fatigues and report back here.

- And if you have any social engagements, call your secretary and have her cancel them.

- Sergeant's real brave today.

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