Duck Soup (1933) Quotes with Sound Clips

Duck Soup (1933) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 2

Sound clips of funny quotes from Duck Soup (1933), in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly), Chico Marx (Chicolini), Zeppo Marx (Lt. Bob Roland), Margaret Dumont (Mrs. Gloria Teasdale)

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11 I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school.

— Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

12 Lieutenant! Why weren't the original indictment papers placed on my portfolio? -Why, I didn't think those papers were important at this time, Your Excellency. -You didn't think they were important? You realize I had my dessert wrapped in those papers?

— Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

13 That sort of testimony we can eliminate. -That's fine, I'll take some. -You'll take what? -A lemonade, a nice, cold glass of lemonade.

— Chicolini (Chico Marx)

14 You realize our army is facing disastrous defeat? What do you intend to do about it? -I've done it already. -You've done what? -I've changed to the other side.

— Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), Chicolini (Chico Marx)

15 I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

— Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

16 Very well, we'll give them shorter hours. We'll start by cutting their lunch hour to 20 minutes.

— Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

17 Dig trenches with our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We're buying ready-made. Here, run out and get some trenches. -Yes, sir.

— Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

18 I'm willing to do anything to prevent this war. -It's too late. I've already paid a month's rent on the battlefield.

— Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

19 If you run out of gas, get ethyl. If Ethel runs out, get Mabel. Now step on it!

— Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

20 Married! I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove, but I can't see the stove.

— Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx)

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