You know, why is it they spell stars with a z? I'll never understand that.

— Auguste Topaze (Peter Sellers)

9 seconds sound clip from the Mr. Topaze (1961) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:10:07 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Hello. Are you ready for your lessons? Eh? Come on, up we go.

- Good gracious, have you gone through all that muck?

- You must've got up in the middle of the night.

- Well, I didn't feel very sleepy.

- 'And love banished sleep from my weary eyes.' -Pindar. Greek poet, Pindar.

- You know, why is it they spell stars with a z? I'll never understand that.

- I thought I might help you.

- No, no, no. no, thank you very much, but she might recognise your handwriting.

- Well, er, shall I just underline the mistakes for you?

- No, it's very sweet of you, but, er, you know, er, she might sort of recognise your touch.

[...]