- You're either married to a Boy Scout or a Dachshund.
- And he adores me.
- That eliminates the Boy Scouts.
6 seconds sound clip from the The Pink Panther (1963) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:03:07.247 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- You're either showing a touch of senility, or you need glasses, my love.
- When I'm showing my senility, darling, you'll be occupying your time with your grandchildren.
- One has to have children before one has grandchildren.
- Jacques would make a wonderful father. He has many redeeming qualities, you know.
- He's kind, loyal, faithful, obedient.
- You're either married to a Boy Scout or a Dachshund.
- That eliminates the Boy Scouts.
- You seem to have lost something.
- Yes.
- How'd you like to borrow mine?
- Oh, thanks, Uncle Charles, yes.
- You know what I've been thinking?
- Yes. That's why I've been avoiding you.
[...]