Pineapple Express Quotes with Sound Clips

Pineapple Express

Funny quotes and famous lines with sound clips from Pineapple Express (2008 film) which can be used as ringtones.

Actors: Seth Rogen (Dale Denton), James Franco (Saul Silver), Danny McBride (Red), Gary Cole (Ted Jones), Craig Robinson (Matheson), Kevin Corrigan (Budlofsky), Rosie Perez (Carol Brazier)

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Is it really that rare? -It's like, the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn with, like, a bomb.

What am I gonna do? Besides stay in my home, for fear that you've designed some object I'm around?

'Cause look at this. See this? You see that? There's no hair under here, bro, okay? -What's the significance of that? -It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger.

I don't know. I realize now that if you would take me back then you are very naive and immature. You don't see what a fuck-up I am. I'm in no shape to be dated by anyone.

I'm a drug dealer. Are you saying you don't trust me?

If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach. Or a worm, or a fucking anal bead, okay? If you're a man, and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law.

You're more chill than me? Look at what I'm wearing. Kimono, dog. What are you wearing? -Suit. -Yeah. Exactly.

There is a fly in the ointment. Shit has hit the fan. The lion will speak.

Be careful, man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.

Couscous. The food so nice, they named it twice.

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